Do not keep your money, gun or drugs in a shoe box

My Law Partner wrote a blog a year ago about not keeping you money in a safe because when you die, your relatives or friends steal it and there is no evidence to prove it. Well, I have a new slant, " Do not keep your money, gun or drugs in a shoe box". Now for those of you that do not have a gun or drugs, this still applies to you. When you get in a fight with your spouse, they often race to the bank to clean out the checking account, UNLESS you have lots of cash in a shoe box in your home under the bed. When they clean out your account, we have a nice little paper trail to show your evil spouse stole the money. When you are raving like a lunatic you had 100 grand in a box in small bills, everyone including your lawyer thinks you are lying. So don't keep your money in a shoe box because when your spouse decides to dump you, they will also take your cash and you will never see it.

Now, for the gun and drugs. If your spouse is really smart they will call the police and you will go to jail for drug dealing and then they will have the house, kids and money. So, if you are going to keep money in the home, put your gun in the safe deposit box at the bank ..... Or is that the other way around?